Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)
The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.
If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves
No one gives a fuck about you unless you get your fucking tits or arse out all over the internet or you bitch about and humiliate people constantly
The fuck is wrong with everyone
maybe the people you follow and surround yourself with are just corny cuz ummmm we havin fun over on this side